1- When you say goodbye twelve times before hanging up on your grandmother because you don’t want to be rude.
2- When you want to go out for a Thursday with a big group and spend 30 minutes on the phone coming up with ideas and still end up not knowing where they’ve decided to go…
3- When you wait for over 30 minutes for any internet provider customer service and – after explaining your problem to the smallest detail – they tell you to restart your router.
4- When you have to use 110% of your hearing skills and critical thinking to decipher what the other person is saying because the signal is bad.
5- When you call your mom right after a car accident, and she picks up before you come up with a proper lie.
6- When phone stalkers think that hitting on you through the phone actually works… in 2014…
7- When your friends start moaning around you as soon as your mom calls.
8- When you hear your friend’s dad or mom cussing them out in the background loudly.
9- When – Just when you think your call got through – the “person you are trying to contact cannot be reached. Please try again later”.
10- When someone complains about how their “free 3000+ minutes a month package is still not enough!”